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Hai Demotivational Poster


FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by samjackson

samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying fuck you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, damnit, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary fuck!


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.


TAGS: hair funny blond wife
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by suzieq

steve1961 - August 18, 2014, 11:37 pm
"Back from the groomer, already?"
champ99 - January 12, 2012, 11:49 am
Talk about butt ugly...
gas - January 11, 2012, 5:44 pm
seems to have the same hairdresser than Coppola's Dracula


CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate




STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.


TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by tamaria

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:01 pm
But also less humiliating, Pike. I'd make the little twit walk across the school past all the open doors to the classrooms to get to my toolbox, rather than bring the saw to him.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm
It would have been so much easier to just to tape his ears down and pull him out.


FUTILE -


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)


HAIR -


TAGS: hair vanilla ice beiber stupid
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

nicholsjoshua15 - October 18, 2015, 8:14 pm
Justin Beiber sporting Elvis hair was such a joke.


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


LONELY - The worst feeling isn't being lonely, It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.


TAGS: lonely emo chair bench
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Redneck Slayer - November 13, 2008, 5:43 pm
Now I'm really depressed, good job. Now I'm off to cry myself to sleep.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 3:04 am
sadness seeps into my soul like rainwater into a darkened dank basement. there are no songs, no colors in the world. joy is like a dead clown, only a memory now, and tinged with grief, spotted with blood...*weeps uncontrollably*
Sean - September 27, 2008, 9:19 pm
Thanks. Happy to help (?!). And I still love this poster. Bye.
Lloyd - September 13, 2008, 7:50 am
Yeah i feel completely demotivated now... good work!
Sean - August 31, 2008, 7:15 am
I love this one Morgan. I think it's even more depressing than my one "Soulmates" (the two birds and one of them is "sleeping"). Very demotivational. Great. Bye.


LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


ALONE IN THE WORLD -


TAGS: puppy alone chair liquid
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:28 pm
The bitterness of someone left alone. Oh the years have burned , they burn. Oh they burn! I used to be your little puppy!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:30 am
5 lonely puppies for you.


EVERY YEAR - through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a cure.


TAGS: red hair
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

nicholsjoshua15 - July 29, 2013, 8:35 pm
Where would we be without our hot red heads?
caveman - March 7, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L because i lol'd


NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by timmey

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: french hairy armpit america redneck stereotype
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Alexis.Chu

Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!
BurpingJack - November 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
you always maust be told things twice;that ain't my fault if you're from USA
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 8:57 am
The part where we only say things once...
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:54 pm
Why's everyone speaking Spanish? I failed that course.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laugh at myself more than anyone else
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:48 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:40 am
Si vous ne pouvez pas rire de vous dont pouvez-vous rire ?
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:29 am
Bah alors Alex?! Sois fier d'être Français, mec; en dépit du passé et de ce que ces cons peuvent dire!
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
an outcast, I meant
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:14 pm
of course that's not true, an unshaved girl is a paria in France ! but that's true we cannot fight xD
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:35 am
* shudders *, are they really unshaven? or is that just a frear tactic to keep france safe because they cant fight


PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!




THAI FOOD -


TAGS: burns in burns out thai
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Daniel Shortt - December 12, 2010, 8:42 pm
hot hot hot just what you need on the cold winter nights
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:28 pm
I hear that
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:24 pm

kung POW maybe?


WIVES - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag, then you made her chain too long.




KRAZY GLUE - Giving us great pranks since 1973!




HELL -


TAGS: hell stephen steven hawking wheel chair tony hawk skate skateboard
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!


AWESOME - Some people are born with it




REMEMBER - THAT THREESOME WE'VE TALKED ABOUT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY




BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




SECURITY -




PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband


TAGS: rick allen def leppard rock hair metal
Rating: 3.19/5


ADVICE - Some can be invaluable




KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double tap on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


I LOVE MUAY THAI -




HAIKU - My cat was on fire Oh my god look at the duck I want pie. Mmm, pie.




MARIO SISTERS -


TAGS: a plumbers haiku cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:42 am
Very nice cubby


CHAV'S -


TAGS: chav guns gangsta gold chains
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:20 pm

lolz....cute


OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.




NASCAR T-SHIRT -




WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.




COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Xopster

Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
metrosexual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
Style leader!


MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.


TAGS: minnesota convertable snow hair winter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:49 pm
Awesome has now been revealed, All Kneel before the Master.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.DAMN! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm
SWEET! i want one!


EVERYTHING IS NOW INVALID -




WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


MANSCAPING - He hasn't heard of it!


TAGS: hairy funny
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Botts750

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:30 pm
AT that point, it's less a matter of "manscaping" as it is terraforming. O.o


HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head




OMG ITS - TIMMAY!




UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.


TAGS: watson woman beauty hair fashion
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by blesic

Boristhedriver - April 18, 2012, 5:07 am
Louboutines, very chic...
lgvernon - April 17, 2012, 8:08 pm

She really ought'ta rethink the shoes, though...I know, "What shoes?"
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:25 pm

so true. i love a lady with short hair. i love a lady with long hair. i just love ladies :)


PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


MEANWHILE - In Russia




WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!


TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


LUMBERG HAIKU -




LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.


TAGS: fat man girls chair beach
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am

i thought chazz bono had the breast reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....


FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




TRAP -


TAGS: thai
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GaryO - November 10, 2012, 9:40 pm
HAH!
Greeny - November 10, 2012, 6:36 pm
LOL!


MUAY THAI WOMEN -


TAGS: marchallenge muay thai
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Kainim - March 20, 2010, 7:11 am
LogicDude, the horror!! you have given me nightmares!
LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:18 pm
I thought it was because after she kicks your butt, she'll teabag you...no?


HAIR - Sometimes it's like putting sprinkles on a turd


TAGS: hair
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 12:05 pm
Love it! Doing his best Joe Dirt imitation, eH!


GIRLS -




CHAIRBORNE RANGER - When you need an air strike call in the navy!


TAGS: navy chairforce
Rating: 2.17/5

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launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
Air Force air support...When Army strong is not strong enough!!


OVERCONFIDENCE - Just because you're at the top of the food chain, doesn't mean you're not expendable.


TAGS: lion food chain fail
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:51 pm
5L. We're technologically advanced... but certainly not at the top of the food chain.


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'




AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

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HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that shit. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


DUTCH OVENS -


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
Granddad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your sexuality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or buttermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I don't understand?


TISSUE CAT - is sick of you blowing your snots in his hair!


TAGS: tissue cat snot hair
Rating: 2.74/5

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aPauling - September 29, 2008, 11:59 am
Snot? That's not why I keep a box of tissue in the magazine drawer by my bed.


MALE LIFE - Ain't no happiness nowhere.


TAGS: male life acne hair loss
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:23 am
hahaha...I can't more than to assimilate with woman life... the period and menopause


BUGS BUNNY - He has pulled a few hares in his day.


TAGS: hair pulling
Rating: 3.82/5

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coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:34 pm
I hope pieman reads this and feels ashamed of making a mistake a year ago that you thankfully pointed out. Congrats. You changed nothing but moved a year poster to "latest comments". For that, my friend, "Fail".
StormyWonder - January 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
Fail. Jessica Rabbit is married to Roger Rabbit.


HAIR OF THE DOG -




CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!


TAGS: wheelchair stage dive
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other assignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind


HI - I'm amused


TAGS: lolchair
Rating: 2.59/5
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:52 am
LOLS
Some dude - February 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
FACES IN PLACES. You have been infected.
The Other Guy - January 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Uh... No. He's as creative as a log
me - September 22, 2008, 4:47 pm
I find this kind of funny, whos with me..??
lol - April 10, 2008, 8:11 am
you suck at posters


HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY - No Really, I'm not kidding, look it up


TAGS: national hairball awareness day
Rating: 1.9/5

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ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 12:05 am
No thanks.


COLE'S AXIOM -


TAGS: students cole s axiom head chair
Rating: 5/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:53 pm
It's a torso mounted attack vest with 4 barrels. You can't have those at school Grif.


Bad Hair Day -


TAGS: bad hair day solution hat
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - August 18, 2013, 5:30 am
Pesky rinds...


NEVER - piss off your hairdresser




X-Men -




THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor


TAGS: 1980s big hair
Rating: 3.95/5

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Airman - February 24, 2012, 10:49 am
@tellit - that 60's young lady is Sandra Dee. The original Gidget. Married Bobby Darin. Woof. Lauren had her good and bad years, but she was the widow of Humphrey Bogart, and she had the famous "you know how to whistle don't you" line
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 7:20 pm
Disagree.... Lauren Bacall, never found her very pretty... However... 1960-- I think it may be Tippy Hendren, not sure. But pretty.
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:34 pm

damn straight. the 40's look pretty hot though.


THIS JUST IN -




BUSH - Had a way of hiding the real points of concern




CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?




VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.




WASN'T ME MAN -


TAGS: dude sweet haircut
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Aces!
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 8:03 pm

ditto!
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Perfect!!!!!!!!5L


MR. RIGHT - has shown himself clearly


TAGS: mr right clear hairy love guy
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by motifayk

pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:05 am
i think you need a better hobby
Sean - August 17, 2011, 7:44 pm
Guuuuiiillltyyyyy. But in my defence, it helped me stay on my diet. BeeTeeDoubleYew ... I call it "bearscaping."
rerun - August 17, 2011, 7:32 pm

I shudder just looking at this, gotta wonder who helped him carve that out


PIGTAILS -


TAGS: grasp girl hair
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - December 9, 2011, 9:01 am
thank you, Sir! Still not half as good as your "exfriend - pedo" poster!
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:41 pm

epic fors :)
Greeny - December 5, 2011, 7:05 am
Boy, this take5 me back...


REGRET - It Holds You Down With The Power Of Steel. Follows You Everywhere Ripping Away Your Happiness. And Slowly Kills You With Every Step You Take.




MARITAL AID -


TAGS: turtle hair alba premature
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 2:22 am
If this were Politifake, I would say he was using the teleprompter.
Airman - November 17, 2010, 4:07 pm
LOL


TIE-WRAP - Everybody know it's stronger than a steel chain an a Master locker put together.


TAGS: chain tie fence wrap locker
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:41 pm
Greenstein told me to post here


LATINA -




TRICHOTILLOMANIA -


TAGS: hair pulling assignment
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - February 4, 2010, 2:36 am
- sometimes there is a need for cooler heads


DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!




QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!


TAGS: trump quotes hair jobs
Rating: 3/5

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Nissta - July 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
If you're gonna send him to mess up Scotland!! At least have the decency to make him wear a Jimmy Wig first, sorry my bad HE IS wearing one.....


BOWL CUTS - They're killer


TAGS: hair movies no country for old men anton chigurh
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Danny

Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:52 am
Both will drive you to murder...still 5/5
blackmamba - September 8, 2009, 2:23 am
so is pixelation


ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.


TAGS: girl french air pit hair
Rating: 2.16/5

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unexplained_paranoia - May 24, 2008, 2:31 am
D:


COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm
I hear it tastes like chicken.


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